1. If we go outside, you’re 99 percent some-more expected to mangle that “drink less” New Year’s fortitude we made.
2. Come midnight, you’re going to feel so pressured to lick that you’ll settle for anyone, and substantially finish adult with herpes.
3. If we wish to see a round drop, we can stay home and watch a Milwaukee Bucks game.
4. You have work tomorrow, since New Year’s is not a genuine holiday.
5. It’s a brief trail from celebration to applaud a new year, to celebration to applaud a new month, and afterwards only a Tuesday.
6. People will make fun of we when we use “Mississippi” to count down to midnight.
7. It’s only not a same now that Ryan Seacrest took over.
8. Everyone else is going out, so a Wi-Fi we take from your neighbors is going to work super fast.
9. Those 2014-shaped eyeglasses make we demeanour stupid.
10. You’re only not vehement about fireworks anymore if they’re not entrance out of Katy Perry’s breasts.
11. If we go out, there is a good possibility you’ll see a naked, hairy male in a diaper going as Baby New Year’s.
12. People are going to blow noisemakers in your ear. And that’s if you’re lucky. It could also be vuvuzelas.
13. Most bars will assign we a mystic $2,014 cover charge.
14. The swarming places will trigger your Black Friday selling trauma.
15. One million revelers come to Time Square to ring in a new year. You have a energy to not be one of them.
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