The New Jersey trade scandal that engulfed Wednesday’s news cycle has not usually threatened Gov. Chris Christie’s 2016 presidential chances in a Republican primaries, it got personal for during slightest one high-profile New Jersey native: Jon Stewart.
“Did illusive presidential favorite Chris Christie privately sequence this traffic? we don’t know,” Stewart joked. “But we do know one thing about a effects of this burgeoning scandal. You can substantially now see Paul Ryan’s error from space.”
Stewart done transparent his beating in a rudeness of a trade liaison in a state eminent for a wanton scandals. Introducing himself as a show’s “Senior New Jersey Correspondent,” he dismissed off a extensive comic diatribe bashing those concerned with intentionally shutting down a George Washington Bridge as domestic atonement opposite a mayor of Fort Lee.
“As a man who grew adult in New Jersey, I’m embarrassed,” Stewart said. “I’m ashamed of a state we grew up. Political payback by trade congestion? To see New Jersey penetrate to such a piss-poor, third-rate peculiarity of corruption… this is New Jersey. A state eminent for a piss-rich, first-rate peculiarity of corruption!”
He afterwards rattled off a array of weird and colorful examples of New Jersey corruption, such as a state senator who calculated his possess genocide in a scuba collision to collect money, and HBO regulating New Jersey as a backdrop for hurtful gangsters… twice.
“There is literally a severed equine conduct on a state flag!” he cited.
He finished his diatribe by quoting a strain about a state from New Jersey’s many famous export, Bruce Springsteen. “‘It’s a genocide trap / it’s a self-murder swat / We got to get out while we’re young,’” he quoted. “So don’t retard a bridge. Because there aren’t that many ways out.”
Check out Stewart’s diatribe above, and a opening of a shred below.
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